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Joke of the Day

"how many /r/jokes user does it take to repost a joke? three. one to actually do it, one to complain that it has been done before, and another one to repost the said repost"

"Make it awkward today by asking people what they did for Valentine's Day. When they answer ""dinner"", you should say ""no...after that""."

"My sister would make a great politician... ...she avoids directly answering questions and always leads the blame to someone else, whether she has proof or not."

"I peed on the elevator. That's wrong on SO many levels."

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"

"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."

"What does a proud computer call his little son? A microchip off the old block."

"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."

"If the shortened nickname for the Buccaneers is the Bucs, the Jaguars are the Jags, and the Patriots are the Pats... Then what do we call the Titans?"

"Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas."