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Joke of the Day

"I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said 'hello from the other side'"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."

"[1st date] Her: I love quail Me: Omg me too! H: Love Cher M: Omg me too! H: Love men Me: Omg me too! H: Love Pepsi M: WTF is wrong with you?"

"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"

"A great sun/boob analogy Boobs are like the sun. They keep you warm and make you happy, but stare directly at it and you are in trouble."

"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."

"What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza."

"You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days. They're clickbait. That's what they are."

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."