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Joke of the Day

"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."

"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."

"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"

"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"

"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."

"Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him."

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""

"Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block."

"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"

"Anyone hungry? I read there's some leftover cat."