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Joke of the Day

"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."

"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."

"How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians? A big wave."

"How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy? Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back."

"Best part of election night is seeing how fast states tabulate votes and judging the slow ones. What's up, Sloth Carolina?!"

"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"

"What's hard and pink? A pig with a flick knife."

"There are teenagers smoking pot in this parking lot I'm gonna throw an ax at them I bet you they get so paranoid"

"If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though."

"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."