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Joke of the Day
"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."
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"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"
"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."
"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"
"Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset? Business was dead."
"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"
"What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...? Not knowing how to use a coathanger..."
"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."
"Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, ""Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?""And the other one says, ""Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!"""
"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"