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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."

"My brother shit himself.... my mom said holy shit"

"""auuahuhuh"" some nerd who wears glasses probably right now"

"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"

"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but.. Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti."

"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."