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Joke of the Day

"Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset? Business was dead."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."

"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."

"Google+ is not a ""ghost town"", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun."

"New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose"

"Guys are all, ""Wanna go to my bachelor party?"" because asking, ""Wanna hang out in a room and get boners together?"" would be gross."

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?"

"Save the date! Someone is trying to ruin it by having a wedding."

"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"

"I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin."