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Joke of the Day
"Where does Russia get its water from? De-stalinization plants"
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"Why did the comedian quit boxing? He always missed the punchline."
"Japanese soccer. 'Murica, fuck yeah!"
"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"
"Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed? Woke up in a Korma"
"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken."
"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."
"A newly wedded desperate soldier .. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. :P"
"What do you call a baby deer's droppings? FawnDoo! Nailed it."