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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baby deer's droppings? FawnDoo! Nailed it."
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"What bleeds once a month in the mouth? Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that"
"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"The Pizza Delivery Guy said ""Thank you"" but his face said: ""Porn really, really lied to me about what this job was like."""
"Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said ""We do our business in your mouth"" and I haven't stopped laughing."
"Real men don't need guns. One time I beat a burglar to death with a sleeve of Ritz crackers and used the crumblings for a casserole crust."
"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."
"Why do black guy's eyes get red after sex. mace"
"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""
"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"