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Joke of the Day
"What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."
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"What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American."
"Blockbuster Joke George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron walk into a bar. George Lucas orders a cosmo. Peter Jackson orders a fine Sauvignon Blanc. James Cameron orders them both to shut up."
"Four more years is a great thing to shout at a president running for reelection... But not so good to shout at a 14 year old girl."
"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"
"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"
"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"What do you call a cow with only legs on one side? Lean Beef."
"I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like."