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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"
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"Before 9 AM on a workday, ""Do Not Disturb"" and ""Donut Disturb"" should mean the same thing."
"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."
"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"
"My girlfriend just said, ""Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags."" I think she's kicking meeeowt."
"A man goes to his doctor and says; Doc I think I'm addicted to twitter. Doc: Sorry, I don't follow you"
"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."
"What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini 1. They are both hot 2. They both look better when going down and 3. They both go down at night"
"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's a big word for a 7 year old"