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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with only legs on one side? Lean Beef."

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom? Depends."

"Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test"

"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."

"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you."

"Hitting a bullseye requires a lot of practice, good aim, and running from angry, blind bulls."

"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."

"Purple is my favorite colour. I like it more than red and blue combined."