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Joke of the Day
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels"
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"A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor looks him over and says ""You have got to stop masturbating"" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical"""
"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"
"Another bunny"
"I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun..."
"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."
"I have to poop like the Joker... really, really bad."
"What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( )"
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"
"My professor's name is Andy Nusbaum. His email is anusbaum@[university].edu"