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Joke of the Day
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels"
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"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"
"Kid: Hey, Mum! What's an orgasm? Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father."
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"
"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."
"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"
"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""
"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"
"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."
"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"