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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"

"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."

"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."

"Don't go around telling people what Teresa Ripoll is an anagram of before they've solved it. Spoiler alert"

"What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor? A dog with pawlitical experience."

"So a seal walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""What can I get for you?"" And the seal replies ""Anything but a Canadian Club on ice."""

"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."

"I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket"

"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"