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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"
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"Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth? And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?"
"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."
"*Takes drive down memory lane *Gets a DUI"
"80% of being Donald Trump is just worrying that the wind will blow your weird combover in the wrong direction."
"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."
"What did one ass cheek say to the other? We gotta hold this shit together."
"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"
"What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology"
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."