86142
Joke of the Day
"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"
Next Joke
"What's the speed limit for sex? Sixty-eight. At 69 you have to turn around."
"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."
"Left handed people can't do anything right. That... that's it. That's the joke. You don't get it? Then you're probably left handed."
"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring... When she was in a good mood, it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead..."
"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."
"A well-known doctor recently passed away and is having a funeral this weekend. There will be no coffin at the funeral."
"I want to congratulate every couple that has gotten to the stage in their relationship where they just stare at each other in disgust."
"Why did the hoover not make the football team? Because he sucked With love and sexy things from Jaques x"
"What do mentally retarded parents give their kids? Hand me Downs."