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Joke of the Day
"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"
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"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""
"No matter if you are a man or a woman Taking off a bra is usually a pretty awesome event."
"If you have a pet parrot and don't teach it to say ""Help they've turned me into a parrot"", you're wasting everyone's time."
"What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes."
"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"
"Food snobs ""May I take your order? "" the waiter asked. ""Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? "" ""Nothing special sir,"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die. """
"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""
"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A Pat on the head"