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Joke of the Day

"I'm Not Racist! Racism is a crime... ...and crime is for black people."

"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"

"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."

"Why does the police officer get up early in the morning? To beat the crowds."

"Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party? Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom"

"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I 've been tripping all day!"

"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."

"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"

"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."