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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies !!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out."
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"I've developed a phobia of elevators I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"
"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."
"My trainer told me she's sick of me pretending to be a detective. I hit her with a Thunderbolt and locked her in her own Pokeball."
"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."
"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."
"""Just the tip,"" I whisper seductively to the pizza delivery guy, hoping he fulfills my fantasy of not charging me for the pizza."
"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."