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Joke of the Day
"I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up"
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"Whats best joke aboot canada? I'm canadian and i was just wondering"
"My wife told me to stop singing Oasis And I said *maybe*...."
"What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door.."
"(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff."
"Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD."
"A man walks into the doctor's office wearing nothing but cellophane (saran-wrap). Dr. says, ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""
"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Booooookake"
"Told my mom I hit 1200 Twitter followers. She pointed out how my brother owns a house and I'm wanted by several collection agencies. Oh ma!"