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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One goes ""ribbit ribbit"", the other goes ""rub it rub it""."

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"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"
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"I texted and drive sometimes I guess we all do stupid things when we're drunk"
"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."
"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."
"""We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair."" -Every store ever"
"You know what I find odd? Every other number"
"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."
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