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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"
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"Did ya hear that the price of coal is so high Santa can't afford to give it away anymore? All of the bad kids are stuck trying to steal oil."
"If contraception is birth control... ... abortion is birth control-alt-delete."
"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock, knock."
"Cop: Wife shot the husband for bothering her while reading a book Sargent: You arrested her? C: No S: Why? C: She's not done with the book"
"I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns I hope they turnip somewhere"
"My teacher told me that I am unique But when I told my mom what my teacher said she replied,"" Sweetie, just because you are autistic doesn't make you special""."
"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"
"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."