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Joke of the Day
"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"
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"A pirate joke kind of day. What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp!"
"I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos."
"The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught."
"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."
"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."
"I'll never understand why news reporters think they have to stand out in the rain or snow just to tell us it's raining or snowing."
"when I run out of spoons that tells me its probably time to do the dishes .. or quit heroine, whichever."
"*takes a picture of food for Instagram* Food: delete it"
"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"