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Joke of the Day
"I'm deathly afraid of elevators. I take a lot of steps to avoid them."
Next Joke
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."
"My depressed son once confided in me, to which I replied: ""Don't worry, you're my reason to smile... ... because you're a joke."""
"What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!"
"Humour is what separates us from the animals. And the feminists."
"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""
"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""
"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"
"What do Saiyans and Kelly Clarkson have in common? (x-post r/funny) What doesn't kill them, makes them stronger."
"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."