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Joke of the Day

"What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink? WAA-TAA!"

"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... without a penis."

"My business portfolio is a cigarette butt inside an empty beer bottle."

"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"

"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."

"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"

"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."

"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"

"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."