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Joke of the Day
"""You actually have friends?"" ""Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"""
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"There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot"
"My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15mins to come back inside but they can hear me bite into a Pop-Tart from 3 counties away."
"A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller"
"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"
"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."
"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"Sometimes taste is not a flavor, and class is not something you attend."
"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"