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Joke of the Day

"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."

"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"

"It's impossible to think about uptown funk without getting it stuck in your head... Don't believe me? Just watch!"

"What's the difference between ""ooo"" and ""ahhhh""? About 3 inches."

"So, a female friend asked me for my honest, unbiased opinion of her... ...on a scale from 1 to 10. I looked her up and down and said, quickly, ""You're an eight."" I think she peed a little."

"Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS."

"When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed My name, my address, my phone number"

"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"

"I wonder if black ants and red ants have beef. I never see them chilling together. Ever."

"My son got thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class jack him off... I said ""Son, That's three schools this year...maybe teaching is not for you"""