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Joke of the Day
"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."
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"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"
"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man?... How do you eat with that?"
"I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date so when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous"
"The first rule of Tautology club... The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club. ^credit^to^xkcd^[here](http://xkcd.com/703/)"
"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""
"Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice."
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird."