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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"

"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"

"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"

"Oh, non-habit forming? No thanks."

"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from missing information."

"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."

"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start."

"If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."