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Joke of the Day
"Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement ""You squeeze it, we freeze it!"""
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"A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt."
"""Nobody knows my suffering."" - Everybody"
"[Gets on one knee] Margaret- [Pulls out ring] Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me."
"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."
"Told my wife that joining the Mile High Club is on my bucket list. She said she didn't give a flying fuck."
"Comment your best recent THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID Jokes of recent life situations"
"What's the worst thing about losing your hand You're also losing your girlfriend"
"I hate circles. They're pointless."
"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."