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Joke of the Day

"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."

"What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet."

"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"

"son i wanted to let u know u were adopted my dad said are u kidding rlly i shouted yup get ready he said they'll be picking you up in about a hour"

"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I am schizophrenic. I am too."

"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."

"A joke my six year old nephew told at dinner tonight. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"Patient: Doctor please kiss me! Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having sex either."

"What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar."