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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!"

"Easy way to have a relationship: 1. Buy a ship 2. Name it 'Relation' 3. ??? 4. PROFIT"

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."

"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."

"Don't go around telling people what Teresa Ripoll is an anagram of before they've solved it. Spoiler alert"

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"