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Joke of the Day

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"

"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."

"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."

"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"

"I was gonna make an Indian Pun But I got Naan"

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."

"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."

"I really hate picketing but I don't know how to show it! RIP Mitch"

"You know why I love space Murph? you keep gettin older. I stay the same age."