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Joke of the Day
"My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him."
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"What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal"
"What does oral sex in a nursing home taste like? (shrugs shoulders) Depends."
"You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!"
"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."
"So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America."
"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"
"I hope the people that monitor my sleep study tonight like watching a man scratch his taint."
"I was gonna tell a joke about a midget giving head but that'd be a low blow."
"Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably."