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Joke of the Day

"QA Manager: And what is the protocol when an aircraft comes inbound with a suspected Ebola case? ""WTF. Planes can catch this shit too?"""

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"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"
"If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids"
"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"
"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"
"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."
"1:40am. I get up to pee and step on a squeaky dog toy. He grabs a bat by the bed and yells, ""Fried chicken!"" So are the days of our lives."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"