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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a joke about the internet... But Why Would We need it"

"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"

"Why did everyone want to invite the mushroom to the party... Cause he was a fungi"

"Man texted: ""I want you to be my little angle."" I answered: ""Do you want me to be obtuse, right, or acute?"" Two days have passed, no reply."

"What is the fastest insect in the World? ""Lice"" Why? ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah."

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."

"Her: *""Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?""* Me: *""Yes""*"

"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"

"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."