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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean....."

"Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them."

"A pakistani cabbie called me a racist I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists"

"I'm Jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend"

"yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals"

"I will die one day at a Del Taco, shot dead by a SWAT team after taking several hostages over what I feel is the meaning of extra cheese."

"*walks into convenience store* ""Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky"" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*"

"What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?! A poke-mon!"

"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."

"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."