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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean....."

"A man goes to a doctor with a large, dirty toad on his head. The doctor asks, ""What seems to be the problem?"" And the toad replies, ""Hey, Doc, there's something stuck to my ass."""

"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."

"Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at."

"Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium."

"How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying."

"Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, ""feminine scent"" and ""feminine odor"" are perceived differently. You're welcome."

"Think about it! You're already thinking about it, you might as well do it."

"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."

"After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home."