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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at."

"What do you call an 8 day long blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinski"

"How do you call a sex doll when you can see the whites of its eyes? Full"

"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."

"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."

"How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep? Tip him for the pizza."

"What do you call jokes on Reddit? Sit-down comedy"

"Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off"

"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"

"I met a famous American comedian on a White House tour I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, ""Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"""