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Joke of the Day

"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"

"How do you make a Swiss Roll? Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade."

"Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 ""Gangnam Styles"" at every party this Halloween."

"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"

"Whenever I read the phrase ""We've changed our privacy policy,"" I just shrug and assume they already have pictures of me on the toilet."

"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"

"What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew"

"What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words? That you **had** to fart."

"Why do Avon ladies walk funny? ..because their lipstick"

"A Korean walks into a bar and orders a drink The bartender looks him over and says, ""Aren't you a Lee Ul-Yung to be drinking?"""