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Joke of the Day

"I read that having sex every day for a year could transform your marriage. It worked so well I'm thinking of suggesting it to my wife."

"Woke up early this morning to try to catch the fog. I Mist."

"How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen..."

"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife."

"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"

"How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg? Suck his dick."

"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."