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Joke of the Day

"Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?"

"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"

"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"

"I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say ""I don't think you're ready."""

"So I just started my own indoor ship production company. Production was great, until sales started going through the roof."

"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."

"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."

"BARTENDER: I think you've had enough sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife buddy! BARTENDER: Well it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?"