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Joke of the Day

"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."

"Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results."

"Freud had it wrong, women don't have penis envy, men have boob envy. Explains the obesity epidemic and my need to breastfeed daily."

"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"

"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."

"If a clown farts... ... does it smell funny?"

"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."

"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."

"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."