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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Staggersaurus."
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"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."
"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."
"I went to high five Robin Williams he left me hanging"
"Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!"
"On phone: GF: We're breaking up... Me: I can hear you fine! GF: It's not you, it's me... Me: Did you get a new provider? GF: Kinda... Bye!"
"I wonder what the people in the plane on 9/11 were going through... A BUILDING!!!"
"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""
"What do a moving bus and a dead vibrator have in common? You can't get off."
"Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry."