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Joke of the Day
"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."
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"So, so very handsome If sex between three people is a threesome. And sex between two people is a twosome. Then...I guess I know why everybody calls me handsome."
"If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you"
"Why do weathermen name hurricanes after women? Because when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."
"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""
"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
"What did the toaster say to the pop tart? I want you inside of me."
"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"
"Have you ever read the serial number on a condom before? No? You have to unroll it 2 more inches!"