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Joke of the Day
"A LOT of people have been photobombing my shots of Waldo"
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."
"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."
"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."
"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"
"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."
"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."
"When is a fetus viable? To a Christian, it's the moment of conception. To a Jew, it's when he graduates from medical school. -my mom heard this on the radio"
"What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work? ""It twerks!"" I don't know how this came to me.."
"If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm"