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Joke of the Day

"I tried being polite by holding the door open for a lady She kept yelling, ""I'm peeing in here!"" What a bitch."

"Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?"

"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A Seatbelt!"

"Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't I live just round the corner !"

"I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back ""I know."""

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"

"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""

"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."

"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"