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Joke of the Day

"yesterday i bought stamps & mailed something just like our ancestors the dinosaurs!"

"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!"

"I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off"

"A magician turns into a driveway..."

"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."

"If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument."

"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about? Michael Jackson"

"I was having sex with my wife... and asked her how it felt. She grunted and groaned and said it felt like two. So, I reached down to investigate. The damn thing had done gone and doubled up on me."

"We were so satisfied with the year 2015 so we decided to hold out on 2016 and instead call it 2015*s+*"