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Joke of the Day
"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."
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"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name."
"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"
"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."
"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."
"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."
"""It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!"" - The ultimate twist"