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Joke of the Day

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."

"Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him? It only takes one nail to put him on a wall."

"I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!"

"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"

"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"

"A man goes to the library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian stares at him for a while and then asks ""But who is going to bring it back?"""

"Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!"

"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"

"Modern art is easy to understand If you left poop at the door, rang the bell, and ran away - it's installation. If you rang the bell and then deposited the poop- it's performance."