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Joke of the Day

"I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. Took me ages to get her husband's voice right."

"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."

"Appendi Appendii Appendiii Appendiv Appendv Appendvi Appendvii Appendviii Appendix"

"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."

"As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers.... I muttered under my breath, ""Fat fucking cows."" ""What was that?"" snapped my wife. ""You herd."""

"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach him to fish and you have lost a profitable business idea"

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"

"What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song? That's my pay-per jam."