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Joke of the Day

"What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song? That's my pay-per jam."

"Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing."

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."

"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."

"How come you never see a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken comes in a different box!"

"If I moved to Britain right now, I could retire a wealthy man. My bank account has approximately 6,723 dollars in it, which would convert to like infinite British pounds."

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb To get to the other side"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."

"If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying ""Don't eat that..."""