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Joke of the Day
"What did one sock tell its other half ? Nothing, the fucker had disappeared in the dryer."
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"What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!"
"I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail."
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They both got 6 months."
"Why is the dog man's best friend? He has to have someone to blame the farts on."
"(NSFW) Let's have a bet Let's have a bet. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a good dad. If I am a good dad, you will give me a million pounds. If I'm not, I'll beat the shit out of my kids, deal?"
"What type of dog is always amazed? A Chi-WOW!-ua"
"Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white? Well, you want them to work, don't you?"
"How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail"