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Joke of the Day
"What type of dog is always amazed? A Chi-WOW!-ua"
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"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"
"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."
"My grandfather drowned in varnish recently. A horrible way to go, but a lovely finish."
"I love nutella so much I want to marry it and have little nutella babies with it and then eat my whole family with a spoon."
"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."
"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."
"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"
"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."
"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"